Couple Jokes (3)

Saw these from a mail that dear forwarded to me. Found it really funny so just thought of sharing it;)

#1
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

#2
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

#3
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.

#4
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

#5
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

I'd say..these theories are quite true! =p
What do you think?^^


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