A doc is seeing one patient in clinic who seems upset.
Dr: "How can I help you?"
Pt: "Sigh..i accidentally drank a whole bottle of petroleum this morning..am i going to die?"
Dr: "Not really..well you just have to avoid smoking for these few days.."
A patient in psychiatric ward is singing on his bed.
At first, he sings lying down with his back on the bed. And sings and sings and sings........ Then later, he changes his position with his face down.
The doc finally asks him why he turns and sings with his face down.
He says:"Side A finished already mah, now playing Side B lor."
Friday, March 28, 2008